Johnny Knoxville: Hottie Hazzard

For any fellow fans of sex personified, Johnny Knoxville, he's on the cover of both the new issue of Genre and Premiere magazine alongside his Dukes of Hazzard co-stars Jessica Simpson and What'sHisName (AKA "butterface"...so not interested).

As a rule, I generally steer clear of über gay magazines like Genre and Out, simply because they are, well, waaaay too gay. If you had no concept of what a gay man was 'about' and had to go by either of those 2 magazines, you'd think that every gay man on the planet loves to travel (esp. gay cruises), has 2% bodyfat, is a hunky AIDS survivor, leather daddy or drag queen. Plus, there's enough ads for skin products, lubes and rainbow candles to choke a horse. No thanks, but I'll pass. I'll take Giant magazine any ol' day. It's my new dream magazine! Enjoy the Johnnycandy!

P.s. If you're a fan of that maraca with boobs, Jessica Simpson, you might be interested in the centerfold in this particular issue. FYI.

P.s.s. If you want to see the hottest picture ever printed of Johnny Knoxville, buy the Genre issue. Triple ROWR!