Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Grocery Store Moment #37

Scene: Grocery store- Lunchmeat section. Plenty of room to push your cart behind me and/or see the contents of the case.

Woman with 3 kids: Uh, there's someone behind you.
Me: Uh, then I'd move.
Woman with 3 kids: You're rude.
Me: You're typical.
Woman w/3 kids: *confused look on face*

This episode of Theater of Life was made possible by a grant from The Society of Talking Vaginas.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

tee hee
crazy moo - she never will get it.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 2:17:00 PM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

Loup-
Oh don't I know it. I'm sure there are people who read my blog and thing "God, he's really got it bad for women and children," but you know what? The sad part is they're the ones that act like they rule the roost around here most of the time. And the even sadder part is, they usually do. It nver ceases to amaze me how wielding a vagina and multiple children actually outranks common courtesy. When in doubt, whip out the children or motherhood defense. I especially love the ones who feel like they're invincible just because they can call upon their Neanderthal husband if they start some shit they can't finish. Fuck that. No workee with me.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:33:00 PM  

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