Tuesday, June 14, 2005

In Local News...

This news story aired this last week on our local FOX 4 News. Since I can find absolutely nothing referring to it on the Internet, here's what I deemed from the news : MIAMI, FL.- Emily Sones witnessed a couple dropping kittens out of their SUV, while on Miami's 95 Northbound freeway. Every couple of yards, the passenger in the SUV would drop a kitten, three in total. Emily called 911 on her cellphone and followed the stupid motherfuckers to their destination. Ironically enough, they were going to church to attend a funeral. Police officers escorted them from the church in handcuffs.

The couple may face a felony abuse charge, which could lead to a year in jail and a fine of $10,000.

Whether or not you like cats/animals, this is fuckin' ridiculous! Those people need to be kicked in the face with a steel-toe boot. Ignorant assholes.


Also, in local news, Texas governor, Rick Perry (ech, just the mention of his name makes my sphincter pucker) recently (deliberately) chose the Calvary Christian Academy (a private Christian school in nearby Fort Worth) to sign an anti-abortion bill into law. Hundreds of angry protestors showed up to show their disgust for this blatant disregard for the separation of church and state. Perry (shown) was quoted as saying: "If we'd been in a Wal-Mart parkin' lot they'd STILL be gripin' about it." Then, why didn't you sign the bill IN A WAL-MART PARKIN' LOT, you smug cocksucker? In addition to the anti-abortion bill, he signed a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages that has yet to go to the voters (on ballot in November).

God, he really steams my dumplings! My mother grew up with him in Podunkville, and actually hung around with the same people he did. She's told me some interesting stories about him and his hillbilly parents. They're all (Perry and his family) just one chromosome away from carnie folk. Seriously. Ech. Good riddance.

P.s. Check out the cockstain behind Perry, laughing on cue at his Wal-Mart remark. Pull her string and watch the monkey dance. Dance, monkey, dance! Go back to Ci Ci's Pizza buffet, you drone.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Dave2 said...

Yes, dropping kittens on the highway is horrendous and should be punishable by death, but I wonder if people would be as enraged if they had just dropped the kittens off in the middle of the forest and left them to fend for themselves. Something tells me no, but I think it's at least as bad. What happened to dropping off unwanted pets at an animal shelter?

Whenever I see people like the monkey-woman in politico crowds, I can't help but speculate that she had four abortions in her youth, but then was "born again" and now wants to deny others the rights she had. Sad, really.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005 12:44:00 AM  
Blogger Ginger said...

That's terrible and I CANNOT imagine watching it.. How cruel!!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous LOUP said...

Dumping animals to fend for themselves in the woods, country, interstate ... it is all the same to me. If you are not handing the critter off to a responsible human adult you are just a waste of space!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005 7:07:00 PM  
Blogger hjksghks said...

It's more than a little fucked up, yes!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005 11:04:00 PM  
Blogger Honeydew said...

Kinky Friedman forever, baby!

Sunday, June 19, 2005 2:35:00 AM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

Dave2-
I understand what you mean about the "dropping them off in the forest" comment, and you are right, people do it all the time. However, you gotta see the extreme retardery of this 'news' story. You hit the nail on the head when you said "What happened to dropping off unwanted pets at an animal shelter?" Exactly! WTF? What it amount to is people are too fuckin' lazy to A) Take their pet and get it neutered, B) Take the time to find the location of the nearest animal shelter and drive there. In short: People stink!

I laughed my ass off when I read your "born again" comment in reference to donkeywoman in the photo. Man, you SO nailed it. She's probably also the one whose life ambition was to be "completed" by getting married and spawning a child. Ech. Good riddance!

Ginger-
It was very sad. The news footage actually showed the poor little things on the side of the road, with a cone next to them. Can you imagine being the driver(s) who hit them? Makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it.

People who do shit like this need a hard kick the face! Bastards.

Thanks for taking the time to comment. :)

LOUP-
I concur. I couldn't have said it better myself.

The Speckled Band-
I'd like to fuck up their ignorant asses with a brick in a sock.

Honeydew-
Woo hoo! Let's get Kinky!

Sunday, June 19, 2005 4:25:00 PM  

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