A Visit From My Parents: The CliffsNotes Edition

• Yes, the air conditioner does eventually shut off.
• No, it doesn't run all day.
• Yes, I do need to mow the back yard.
• Yes, I know I need to pull those weeds.
• Yes, I do need to rake and bag those leaves.
• Yes, that does need painting.
• No, I didn't hear the phone ring.
• No, I haven't cleaned out the garage yet.
• No, I haven't made a dental appointment yet.
• No, I haven't lost any weight.
• No, that's not new.
• No, these shoes aren't new. I've had them for 8 years.
• Yes, I've been checking the oil and water levels on the car.
• Yes, the air conditioning does work well.
• Yes, I know this is a school zone.
• Yes, I see that car.
• No, I'm not going to hit it.
• Yes, I can turn it (A/C) down so your eyes don't dry out.
• Yes, it is hot.
• Yes, I can turn up the air conditioner.
• No, I don't like tomatoes/onions/watermelon/ketchup. I never have.
• No, you didn't tell me ________ died.
• Yes, you told me he/she had Cancer.
• Yes, you told me someone asked about me, but you couldn't remember who...but you told me anyway.
• Yes, you told me about your doctor appointment(s).
• Yes, I've been brushing my teeth.