Blasphemy

Oy vey! No, it's not a Photoshop hoax. It's for real. Years ago I'd heard there was going to be a big screen version of the popular 1950's television show, The Honeymooners (one of my personal favorites). At the time I thought "Oh geez. File this one under the big screen versions of cineturds the likes of which include Car 54, Where Are You?, Wild Wild West and Leave it to Beaver." Well, the time has finally come and the big screen version of The Honeymooners is coming to a theater near you June 10th. I saw the trailer a few weeks ago. Awful. File this shitstain of a movie under Soul Plane, Big Momma's House (Part 2 coming soon, BTW), and Johnson Family vacation.

And now I see he's (Cedric the Entertainer) going to recreate the role originated by the late Rodney Dangerfield in a remake of the 80's movie Back to School. Whose dick is he suckin'? It must be the same one who gave George Lopez his own TV show. Goddamn! Awful, awful, awful.