Diarrhea: It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore!

Today's blog entry is dedicated to Marvo over at The Impulsive Buy, who risks his life and stomach lining on a daily basis. Kudos!

Do you have a mortal enemy? A grudge against a fellow co-worker or loved one? If so, the masochist folks at Homestyle Express have managed to package diarrhea into handsomely-packaged, yet affordable, "meals."

I'm not sure whose home these meals were styled after, but I have a sneaking suspicion it was the home of a serial killer or throat Cancer patient. 'Cause, let me tell ya, these things are A-W-F-U-L!

The 'Chicken Salsa Rice Bowl' made me want to Merengue to the nearest garbage disposal. While, after the first delectable bite of the 'Four Cheese Tortellini' I was compelled to simply open my mouth and let the contents therein fall back into it's original microwaveable receptacle. Seriously. It was a moveable feast: it moved from the microwave right to the trashcan. You've been warned.

This has been a public service announcement.