Fascist Friday

Holy Shitake mushrooms, Batman! All of today's links/stories are so frothy with bullshit that I don't even know where to begin. They say a picture is worth a thousands words, so you can draw your own conclusions about all this tomfoolery. Thanks to these articles/links, I've concluded that 95% of so-called Christians are smokin' some serious crack. Shameful.


• I couldn't make cuckoo shit like this up. I swear this is an actual site and not a spoof site. "God gave her the idea." I think he may have also given her a brain aneurysm that burst a long time ago. But, on the bright side, marketing shit like this under the guise of 'spreading God's word' is big business I'm sure. Oh well, you know what they say: A fool and his money are soon parted. Amen to that. Click here for full info.

• Apparently Wal-Mart likes balls now. Well, at least for the sake of business. I love that the Religious Right (AKA "pro-family" : Translation: "anti anything that threatens the vacuum they live in") actually think that the people who shop there to begin with are gonna stop shopping there. PUHLEASE! If they can get their NASCAR merchandise and Hungry Man dinners there cheapest, that's where they're gonna go, I don't care if Wal-Mart signs a statement sayin' they're gonna fuck grandma in the ass with a tube of Denture Grip. Wal-Mart customers are just that: Wal-Mart customers. Click here for the full story.

• According to the American Family Association (AKA Fascist Families First) California governor, Ahnuld Schwarzenegger has just signed a measure which could "force" Christian colleges to either abandon biblical standards on sexuality or reject students who receive financial aid from the state. Click here for the full story.

I've chosen to end this post with a little silver lining that I found in the editorials section of the newspaper recently. It made me smile. Hopefully it will do the same for you.


And last, but not least, just for the heck of it.