Wednesday, September 14, 2005


I stumbled across this er, auction over on eBay some time ago and have been waiting until I had time to make a collage of it. I'm...uh...not really sure what to say about this, er fetish. It's a new one on me. I never even knew such a thing existed. Where would we be without the Internet, huh? I'm going to start a new sexual fetish where someone gets hot while biting a ruler while curled up under a coffee table dressed like an elf. I think it could catch on!


Anonymous PartsnPieces said...

Damn, Kirk.. I thought I was the only one with the elf/ruler/coffee table fetish. Were are the pics???????

Friday, September 16, 2005 8:09:00 PM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

The term for people who get aroused by others dressed like an elf, while biting on a ruler, while curled up underneath a cofee table are called "Elfmetrics."...okay, I just made that up...or did I?

As far as publishing pictures here, some things are just too shocking. I have to draw the line somewhere.


Saturday, September 17, 2005 12:14:00 AM  

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