Umm...Okaaaay

I stumbled across this er, auction over on eBay some time ago and have been waiting until I had time to make a collage of it. I'm...uh...not really sure what to say about this, er fetish. It's a new one on me. I never even knew such a thing existed. Where would we be without the Internet, huh? I'm going to start a new sexual fetish where someone gets hot while biting a ruler while curled up under a coffee table dressed like an elf. I think it could catch on!