Quotable Quotes 2

"I don't want to chat during sex. I dunno, maybe it's just me, but fucking is fucking, it's not a time for sharing."- Terri (AKA Catherine Keener)- Your Friends & Neighbors

"Oh my god, this sponge I'm washing dishes with is unbelievable. (sniffs sponge) Oh my god, it smells like a hot dog! It's disgusting! And I can't stop smelling it! (sniffs sponge again)- Amelia (AKA Catherine Keener)- Walking and Talking

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"That reminds me, why were you at church so long? After a while too much praying turns into nagging."- Archie Bunker

"For everybody's own good you gotta use force. That's the Christian way."- Archie Bunker

"An octopus has eight testicles."- Archie Bunker

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"I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.- Margaret Smith (comedienne)

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"I poop too much. And then I get tired."- Beavis

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"Kids suck!"- Mama Fratelli (AKA Anne Ramsey)- The Goonies

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"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers."- Alan King (comedian)

"I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. {Laughter} Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."- George W. Bush: Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

"They misunderestimated me."- George W. Bush: Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

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"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children."- Phyllis Diller (comedienne)

"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."- Phyllis Diller

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"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."- Andre Gide (writer)

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"Never eat more than you can lift."- Miss Piggy

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