Tuesday, March 08, 2005

SUV Simpletons

See these vehicles? They're owned by dumbasses. This is why people get their cars keyed. This is also why people like me want to get a sledgehammer and go John Henry on their goddamn windshield. There's zero excuse for this level of retardery.

If you can't park your car into a fuckin' parking space, then maybe your in the wrong car. Maybe you need to take that cell phone away from your ear long enough to park properly. Maybe you shouldn't be driving one of these retardmobiles if you don't know how to maneuver it properly in the first place. Maybe you need to do us all a favor and shoot yourself in the face right now. You stupid asshole, you.

And in case you're wondering, this ISN'T an occasional occurrence. I see this kind of bullshit on a daily basis. Why, just the other day there was a car parked directly in front of the grocery store, blocking traffic, with their hazard lights on. Apparently they're more important than anyone else and so was their errand. Naturally, there's never a fuckin' cop around when this kind of dumb shit happens. If I ever tried to pull that kind of dumb shit I'd get a ticket so fast I wouldn't have time to blink. People are ignorant assholes.

Thank you. This rant was brought to you by the letters 'F' and 'U.'


Blogger Dave2 said...

You think they PARK bad, just try riding a motorcycle and having to share the road with these assholes. One wrong move, and you're road kill.

They're so big that they feel invincible on the road, and have no qualms about wandering their massive vehicle all over the place while talking on their mobile phones, eating a taco, getting a manicure, or beating their kids.

It should be required that people get a truck endorsement before being able to drive them.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 1:58:00 AM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

I can't imagine trying to maneuver a bike through this maze-O-morons. I bet it is nuts.

"Beating their kids." LMAO! SO fuckin' true!

I so agree with you about people who drive these Monsturds being required to qualify for a truck license before being able to drive them. Amen to that!

Monday, March 14, 2005 1:51:00 PM  

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