Marshmallow Monkey Burger

[1] Candy! Candy! CANDY! I love the candy aisle at the local Walgreen's. So colorful and delicious. Current craving: Brach's Burnt French Peanuts

[2] The Gladys Kravits of the post office. I recently received a package from my friend Sarah and this woman couldn't stop staring to save her life. If only it could have been some really explicit porn. I'd love to have seen here face then.

[3] The Dogwood tree in my backyard is blooming prematurely. They look so Oriental and they smell so good. I just love them.

[4] The booth where I recently voted 'yes' to selling wine in Arlington. They said no cell phones, but no one mentioned digital cameras. I smell a loophole.

[5] My ladybug pal trying to read my instant messages. That crazy kid!

[6] I love the ice at Burger Box. You know, that kind that's crunchy, but also soft, kinda like snow. Strange how something so simple can make me so happy.

[7] Monkey Business Candy! Whee! All the nostalgia of the Barrel of Monkeys toy we grew up with, but edible and much more delicious! And since they are 'linkable' you can play with them before you eat them. Yippee!

[8] The Monterey Chicken taquitos from 7-11. I'm tellin' ya, they're little slices of heaven.

[9] A groovy old church in the nearby town of Fort Worth. Took this on a cloudy afternoon whilst on my way to get my hoagie fix.

[10] This picture has both pros & cons. I took it recently while at one of the Half Price book stores. Pro: He's SO my type! So cute, I wanted to give him kisses. Con: He was hanging out in the religion section. Ack! Kryptonite! No thanks.

[11] The local Burger Box. They're very small, but they make terrific hamburgers. I also love the small-town atmosphere. While I was sitting there having my lunch, I actually heard a woman at the drive-thru ask for a chiliburger without the bun. This "carb" shit has gotten outta control. People are seriously retarded.

[12] Man, oh man I wanted one of those sprocket thingies he was haulin'. I took this while sitting at a stoplight. The reminded me of giant clock cogs. Very cool. SIGH

[13] Saw this new weirdo popcorn hybrid during a trip to the local Tom Thumb, recently. It kinda sounds like it might be alright, but then it's almost too weird to taste good. I may have to buy some eventually. Methinks this won't be around too terribly long. Maybe our product guru, Marvo will try it out one of these days and give us his verdict. I bet it's probably similar to kettle corn.