WWJC

*Not to be outdone by Stacy's Santalicious e-mail, here's one of the e-mails I received recently.

Heaven-sent or Satan's spam? Isn't it interesting how such an insignificant thing, like checking our e-mail can set the tone for our day? I could tell from the subject header that this e-mail was not going to be just ANY e-mail. It's what I like to call "rhee-mail" (*"Rhee" being the retarded sound one makes when sarcastically making fun of something goofy). I guess the old adage "There's something for everyone" is true. The following is but an excerpt of the e-mail sent to me by Christian Debt Helpers.com

E-Mail Subject:
Bill removal the Christian way

E-Mail Body:
Let the debt removal experts at ChristianDebtHelpers.com use sound Christian principles to help you:

- Eliminate up to 70% of your debt
- Reduce or entirely eliminate late & over limit charges
- Stop harassing creditor phone calls the Christian way
- Avoid the nightmare of bankruptcy
- Lift the burden of debt off your shoulders

That Jesus! Not only can he walk on water, turn water into wine (where was he at my last party?!) AND come back from the dead, apparently he can also aid me in telling Visa to kindly fuck off. Jesus, you rascal, is there anything you can't do?