Things That Make You Go Rheeee!

Geez, I'm seriously losing it. This is a testament to how out of it I've been lately...

I was at Target yesterday checkin' out the assorted Halloween stuff, buying groceries, browsing, etc.

So, I'm shopping in the frozen food section. I pick out some great no-tail shrimp and some herb-roasted steak fries...Mmmmm. I'm thinking about how much it just cost me to fill up the car with gas, how much my cart is adding up to and keeping an eye out for this cute tattooed guy who's roaming the grocery area of the store...then it dawns on me, you know, my cart's fucking up. Instead of the wheels turning, it feels like I've been sliding it across the floor. I just assume I chose yet another winner of a cart, as usual (I always seem to pick the one that's retarded) and keep on strolling around, browsing.

Then, with a jolt, the cart comes to a complete stop. I look down and see exactly why my cart has been acting weird...I've succeeded in running over a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign that was, as it turned out, near a spill on the previous aisle. I've managed to leave a trail, not unlike a snail, of exactly how far I've dragged it, and now it's completely lodged under my cart. RHEEEE! Embarrassed, I look around and quickly lift my cart, dislodging the sign, giving it a kind of half-hearted sideways kick, while making a face like "What the? Stupid sign!," on the off chance someone saw me.

I decided it was time to go home.