Thursday, September 22, 2005

Reason #226 Why I Don't Date Anymore

Shallow gene pools. *shudder*


Blogger Mariana said...

Oh, and I was so hoping you were going to entertain us with an account of all the jerks you had met. ;)

Thursday, September 22, 2005 2:00:00 AM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

I think, in this case, a picture is worth a thousand words. Fortunately I have no idea who this is, but just by looking at him, I figured I dodged a bullet. By completely putting a halt to any future dating prospects, I consider myself ahead of the game when it comes to unearthing another winner like this one.

Thursday, September 22, 2005 7:13:00 AM  
Blogger Dennis! said...

We think alike, you and I.


Thursday, September 22, 2005 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger GrandPooOfAwesome said...

Wha? This guy's not hot?

Friday, September 23, 2005 6:39:00 AM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

It's nice to know that there are a few other sane gay men out there. If only we could get organized and form a support group...

You'll be happy to know that I performed some Internet magic, and by accessing your IP address, I have located your home address and passed it along to the guy in the photo. His name's Bucky and he should be there sometime this weekend. He's heard a lot about you and is looking forward to meeting you.

BTW, he likes any food smothered in gravy and long walks in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Good luck!


Saturday, September 24, 2005 6:55:00 AM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

P.s. I told him you like to cuddle.

Saturday, September 24, 2005 6:58:00 AM  

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