Reason #226 Why I Don't Date Anymore
Shallow gene pools. *shudder*
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I'm a 30-something manchild looking for friends with similar eclectic tastes. I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
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6 Comments:
Oh, and I was so hoping you were going to entertain us with an account of all the jerks you had met. ;)
Mariana-
I think, in this case, a picture is worth a thousand words. Fortunately I have no idea who this is, but just by looking at him, I figured I dodged a bullet. By completely putting a halt to any future dating prospects, I consider myself ahead of the game when it comes to unearthing another winner like this one.
We think alike, you and I.
hvocqiw
Wha? This guy's not hot?
Dennis!-
It's nice to know that there are a few other sane gay men out there. If only we could get organized and form a support group...
Grandpooofawesome-
You'll be happy to know that I performed some Internet magic, and by accessing your IP address, I have located your home address and passed it along to the guy in the photo. His name's Bucky and he should be there sometime this weekend. He's heard a lot about you and is looking forward to meeting you.
BTW, he likes any food smothered in gravy and long walks in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Good luck!
;)
P.s. I told him you like to cuddle.
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