Saturday, August 13, 2005

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Have you ever wondered why your teeth chatter when you're cold, or if you could really catch a disease from sitting on a toilet seat?

New York physician Billy Goldberg, pestered by unusual questions at cocktail parties and other social gatherings over the years, puts the public's mind at ease in his book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?"

"It's really remarkable how often you get accosted," said Goldberg, 39. "There are the medical questions from family and friends, and then there are the drunk and outrageous questions where somebody wants to drop their pants and show you a rash or something."

The book, subtitled, "Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini," (Three Rivers Press), is co-authored by humorist Mark Leyner.

"People tend to know so little about their bodies as compared to their cars or their laptops," said Leyner, 49, of Hoboken, New Jersey. "When I worked in a pharmacy in Washington, D.C., people would ask me medical questions all the time. I was just a 22-year-old cashier at Rite Aid."

Goldberg had compiled a list of nagging questions for several years before embarking on the book after meeting Leyner. The two met while working on a short-lived ABC-TV medical drama, "Wonderland," in which Leyner served as a writer, while Goldberg was its medical advisor.

And finally, why do men have nipples?

While only females have mammary glands, we all start out in a similar way in the embryo, the authors explain. The embryo follows a female template until about six weeks, when the male sex chromosome kicks in.

Men, however, have already developed nipples.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do yourself a favor and pick up Mark Leyner's other books. "My Cousin, My Gasteronterologist" and "Et Tu, Babe?" are hysterical. Even better... get them on tape (I don't know if they were ever released on CD). Having Leyner read them to you is even better!

Saturday, August 13, 2005 11:31:00 PM  
Blogger Bionic 1 said...

Why do women have a "NAG GLAN"?

Sunday, August 14, 2005 8:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, so is that last comment some kind of "blogger spam" that we should start to look out for, or is someone very strange?! Nice nipple post also!

Sunday, August 14, 2005 7:57:00 PM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

Rene-
Ohhhhh definitely. Within hours of posting this I had 6 comments. Three legitimate ones, the rest all "Hey, you have a great blog here, I think I'll bookmark you" disguised as a comment...then a hyperlink, accompanied by a long-winded infommercial about whatever they are selling. And most have been posted by "Anonymous," yet they all have the same writing style. Gee.

Soooo, I'll just keep deleting them until I grow weary of it, then I'll start having to approve all comments. Oh well. C'est la vie.

Sunday, August 14, 2005 8:12:00 PM  
Blogger Nathan said...

I've seen this article all over the internet, and whenever I see the headline, I giggle a little to myself because I have my own answer.

Why do men have nipples? Because they're hot and great for foreplay :)

Now wouldn't that have been a more interesting topic for the book?

Sunday, August 14, 2005 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's easy. Men have nipples for women to lick, so they can know to lick ours..

Monday, August 15, 2005 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha, I stumbled across this entry while just...kinda surfing around. That's one hilarious title :)

Say, did you read the book or only rip off the description from somewhere? I think that book would be a great gift to my best friend (a doc-to-be) :) So I was wondering if it keeps its funny style and wether it was an expensive piece of print. :)


So...how does it feel being a female 6 weeks long? >:D

Monday, August 15, 2005 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

Dave2-
Oh cool, thanks!I will definitely look for them on my next book run. I didn't realize he was a humorist, the article made it seem like this was his first book and he was just some random guy off the street. Thanks for the insight! :)

The Bionic 1-
Lol, no shit! Not to mention the "cold" gland. Women are perpetually cold. I've never understood that. If you ask me, I think it's an act most of the time to garner attention. I never tire of seeing women in the refrigerated areas of the grocery store "shivering" and hugging themselves like they are on the verge of hypothermia. Pffft. Whatever.

Thanks for commenting! :)

Jessica-
Thanks!

Nathan-
Ohhhh yeah. I have my own answer too. Lol! *bite* You may be onto something there: 101 Things to do With the Male Nipple I'd buy that! Esp. if it had pictures! ;)

Thanks for taking the time to comment and for the link! I appreciate it! :)

SweetB-
Manly yes, but I like them too! Ice is the key. :)

Thanks for commenting! :)

Angelle-
Well, actually I think I found the article on the Netscape "Offbeat News" page. I haven't bought my copy just yet, but it's not that expensive at Half com. It's only $7.91 there right now. That's over 30% off the original retail price. Not too shabby.

Thanks for commenting! :)

Thursday, August 18, 2005 1:02:00 AM  

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