All Hail The Golden Guano

I received an e-mail from the person who nominated me over at the BoB awards, that apparently my blog didn't make the cut when it came time to choose the blogs that did. I'm not that broken up over it, though after taking a look at some of the other GLBT blogs that DID make the cut, I'm a little baffled as to what they were actually looking for. Apparently the key lies somewhere in the fact that they have absolute no visual appeal, have hunkalicious self pics and/or mention the word 'gay' in every other sentence. I'll have to get rainbowlicious if I wanna compete next year! ...not. Insert sarcastic fart noise here. Make that 'super-gay' fart noise (fabulous!)

So, anyway, cattiness aside, I've actually created a TRUE blog award "for the rest of us." I call it the Golden Guano, and it's fabulous. It's so fabulus, in fact, that you can only get it here. A My So-Called Strife exclusive. AND it comes in 2 versions: 1 for blogs with a light background and 1 for blogs with a dark background. How fabulous is THAT?! Yes, wipe that tear from your eye, you've just won your very first blog award.

And that's not all! There are prizes, too! You betcha! Each and every one of you will be receiving a FREE sales circular of some sort in your mail, so be watching your mailbox! And for those who do not receive their sales circular within the first month, please go to the nearest participating gas station and ask for your FREE paper funnel, compliments of My So-Called Strife. Impress your friends by telling them that it's a Major Award, for having mind power. Cherish this moment always. I know I will.