Gimme a Break

While watching the news Sunday night (FOX 4 News @ 9), local schmo news anchor, Richard Ray had, what for anyone else, would prove to be a simple task: Report the top 5 grossing movies of the weekend. However, this particular weekend, the movie in the number one spot had a name that he'd "rather not say," so instead, he opted to display the list of the top 5 grossing films:

1. Jackass Number Two $28.1 million
2. Jet Li's Fearless $10.6 million
3. Gridiron Gang $9.7 million
4. Flyboys $6 million
5. Everyone's Hero $4.75 million

This is the "adult" I'm relying on to give me the news? This is almost as retarded as that one juror I served on jury duty with, who couldn't "bear" to say the word "ass" or even "butt." ("I'd so kick his you-know-what.") Ridiculous.