Friday, May 05, 2006

The Ultimate Measure of Man?

I ran across this article, from March of this year, while looking for images of Johnny:

Johnny Knoxville has confessed he has a small penis. The star says he wishes he was well-hung like 'Jackass' co-star, Pontius, but instead has to live with his less than impressive appendage. He revealed: "I have a penis like 'an egg in a nest'.

"It looks like a light switch. Seriously. A fucking light switch. "Pontius has his penis out all the time. He's got a sweet one! Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!"


I don't care. He's still my sweet baboo.

4 Comments:

Blogger Dennis! said...

I think he's lying, and I demand to see objective, verifiable proof. Up close and personal.

Friday, May 05, 2006 3:58:00 PM  
Blogger Rene Merced Jr said...

It's better to have a tiny doodle... than no doodle at all.

Friday, May 05, 2006 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger Mariana said...

Just out of curiosity, did you ever find a guy like Orson Welles attractive, maybe in his youth? I'm probably imagining it, but I think I see a resemblance between the two in some of these pictures. And you said once you found Peter Lorre attractive in his younger days, someone who didn't grow old so gracefully either...

Saturday, May 06, 2006 3:02:00 AM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

Dennis-
I agree! If only there were more hard-hitting journalists like ourselves, willing to make these kind of sacrifices! I'd also like to hold Johnny for observation and monitor his sleep patterns for at least a year.

Thanks for having the integrity to make such a comment. I appreciate your thirst for knowledge!

Rene-
True, true. Personally, I'm much more interested in what's going on above the waste. And Johnny has it goin' on in spades. SPADES!

Gatochy-
Yes! I always thought he was so attractive in the film noir The Stranger. It weird that you should mention him because I remember my B&W photography teacher in college, after seeing our self portrait assignments, making the comment that I looked like a young Orson Welles. Initially I was irked by this, but eventually came to see it as the compliment it was meant to be.

I think the featur that they share (Welles, Knoxville, Lorre) are somewhere in those "bedroom eyes" (AKA hound dog eyes).

Friday, May 12, 2006 6:41:00 AM  

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