Say What? Vol. 9
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I'm a 30-something manchild looking for friends with similar eclectic tastes. I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
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"If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird
"Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease."- Samantha Baker: Sixteen Candles
7 Comments:
"Finally! PETA stopped whining long enough to contribute to soci..waaait a second...no boneless?! Dammit!"
...and that's when Bob realized buying in bulk had its drawbacks.
its what's for dinner.....
With a nice chianti . . . yum!
Narration:
Kevin knew if he didn't nail his presentation for the new KFC Ad Campaign his job would be on the line... and he would continue to be haunted by these fucked up dreams.
SHYLOCK: O father Abram, what these Christians are,
Whose own hard dealings teaches them suspect
The thoughts of others! Pray you, tell me this;
If he should break his day, what should I gain
By the exaction of the forfeiture?
A pound of man's flesh taken from a man
Is not so estimable, profitable neither,
As flesh of muttons, beefs, or goats. I say,
To buy his favour, I extend this friendship:
If he will take it, so; if not, adieu;
And, for my love, I pray you wrong me not.
From Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice.
Nuggetmaven-
Mmmmm, goat
Dammit. This one just won't do. She resembles my cousin I took the prom LAST YEAR. Do you have anything in blonde?
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