Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Note to Passerbys...

I'd just like to tell anyone who may have passed by while I was driving east on Park Row this evening, that I was not, I repeat was not deep-throating a Jones Grape Soda bottle. I had just purchased a turkey sandwich and was taking a drink of soda when I hit a bump in the rode and soda splashed out over the edge. I was merely trying to catch it (though admittedly not in the most appealing fashion) from running down the side and getting on my clothing.

I'm glad we've cleared that up.


Blogger Nathan said...

Oh, is that what you were doing?

Now this photo I took of you doing it isn't nearly as funny.

Thursday, December 15, 2005 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger Kirkkitsch said...

I swear it was all innocent! But seriously, don't you ever see someone (and I think you may have blogged about this once before) at a stop light or somewhere, just going at it, diggin' in their nose or inhaling a hamburger or something? I think about that stuff. Lol! Unfortunately, I didn't anticipate the bump, so I guess things could have been worse. I could have ended up with some Hee-Haw teeth a la the hard glass bottle. Yeesh!

Tuesday, December 20, 2005 4:40:00 AM  

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