Monday, June 26, 2006

Get a Load of This Turd Sandwich

This whitetrash pussy made the news recently when he became irate because of a call and punched the referee in the face. Since the incident, a warrant for his arrest (misdemeanor assault) was issued and he's since surrendered, but is literally letting his lawyer do all his talking for him. Opting not to talk either in newspaper articles or on the various news stories that have been circulating since the incident.

The local news did a story on him this weekend and his attorney instructed him not to talk, that he would answer any and all questions. The attorney maintains that his client, Charles Kirkland, 47, is "In no way criminally responsible for anything that happened." During the news story, the referee said that after he made a call that there was a lot of uproar from the stands and that Kirkland told him that they were gonna have a "talk" after the end of the game and that he (the referee) told him 'no, we'll talk now' and that's when Kirkland gave him a shove in the chest and punched him in the face.

Of course, Kirkland's lawyer paints another scenario: " other words, inviting him onto the playing field, some 15 or 20 yards past the sideline to actually have a discussion (yeah, right, 'discussion') about whatever he needed to talk to him about right there on the spot. The referee's chest was bowed out, his hands began to ball up in fists and the closer they got to each other, Mr. Kirkland believed that he wasn't necessarily walking into a conversation (whatever). He felt like he was in imminent bodily danger, that there was an opportunity at that point for the referee to cause him bodily harm, that it was imminent and his choices were limited and he chose to strike the referee first."

Have you heard a bigger pile of shit? Whatever! The only truly "imminent" thing is the kick in the nuts he so richly deserves. Naturally, the pussy kept his eyed averted downward during the interview, like the cowardly bully that he is. He faces a possible fine of $4,000 and up to a year in jail. I hope he gets them both. In addition, the entire football team has also been punished. The team has been suspended from playing in their next football tournament, which was scheduled for this past Saturday. Good! I hope all the guys reamed out his turd of a kid, too. People SUCK!


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