Holy Spongecake, Batman!

Batman: The mummy has captured the professor and his beautiful daughter!
Robin: Great Cheops!•Batman: They violated the tomb of his ancestors and he wants revenge!•The Mummy: I'll roll this two-ton stone...they'll never get out alive!•Robin: Even my special mummy ray gun won't stop him...
Batman: Well, after all, you can't kill a mummy!
Robin: Right...he's already dead! What'll we do?•Batman: We've got to have a secret weapon...I've got it!
Robin: What is it? We've got to act fast!•Batman: We'll lure him away with an offer he can't resist!
Robin: Seems I've heard that somewhere before. What's that?•Batman: M-m-m! Delicious Hostess Twinkies! I can't resist that moist sponge cake and creamy filling!
Robin: Here he comes!•The Mummy: M-m-m! I've been around for 2000 years and I've never tasted anything so good!•The Professor: Now's our chance to escape! Let's go!•The Professor: Gee! Thanks Batman and Robin!
The Professor's Beautiful Daughter: For these delicious Hostess Twinkies! Mmm-•Announcer: You get a big delight in every bite of Hostess Twinkies!