News

Every once in a while I'll inadvertently run across news stories that I feel compelled to bookmark and share later. This weekend I decided to clean up my bookmarks, and in the process, I came across these new (and not so new) articles. They're all a little fucked up in one way or another, so feel free to share your thoughts about any that interest you.

The dumber they are, the harder they fall *What kind of retard tries to hold a fuckin' parking space on one of the busiest shopping weekends of the season? Too bad the driver wasn't driving a steamroller or there'd be one less moron in the world. Good riddance!

Immaculate deception
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They shoot presidents, don't they?

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch *This one in particular cracks me up because of the passage "...amateur body builder." Looking at the accompanying picture, I have to ask myself "Whose body is he building?"

Walmart experiences lackluster sales

Thanksgiving can be a stressful time

Abduction by C-section

One less bell to answer* What they conveniently left out of the article was that Target decided to do this after numerous customer requests. Personally, I find any form of unsolicited solicitation annoying, seasonal or otherwise.

Fucktard kills 6

Voting glitch in Bush's favor

Woman eaten by 18 foot shark

This DVD will self-destruct in five seconds

Comics go digital

Bush may come up with 2nd term surprises

BTW, new links in the following categories: Art (2), Books & Magazines (1), Erotica (1), Food (2), Fun Stuff (2), Gay (2), Movies & Television (1), Music (3), Politics & Propaganda (4), Pop Culture (2), Pulp & Kitsch (2), Shopping (1), Spooky Stuff (2), and Time Machine (2).